Babydom

 

 

 

Autumn 2013 148

I don’t talk much about being a mom. That doesn’t mean I don’t talk about my children. I talk about them ALL THE TIME. I’ve no doubt I’m swiftly becoming one of Those Women that people hate, the kind that uses every other Facebook update to quote something absolutely adorable said by one of their children, or to remark on one of their most precious of little quirks, or to wax poetic on how their children are the greatest children to ever grace the planet and when they cry it is to produce crystalline tears that fall on the ground and replenish the earth with all of their life-giving properties.

But I don’t really go very much into what it’s like to BE a mom. And that’s mostly because… well, I can’t.

It’s one of those things you can’t sum up in a few choice words. And I don’t mean that in the “ALL LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR MY CHILDREN IS THE GREATEST LOVE AND MERE WORDS WOULD ONLY SULLY SUCH PERFECTION” sense of the phrase. What I mean is… It’s too crazy. Too chaotic. Too exhausting. Too full of astonishing, perplexing, frustrating experiences for me to be able to sit back and say, “Meh, it’s okay.”

So how do I even begin? Where do I begin? It probably helps (or maybe it doesn’t help at all and the hormones currently racing through my body are making me CRAZYPANTS all over the place) that I’m still nursing my third child. So all of those things I mentioned above? The frustrating bits and the perplexing bits and the astonishing bits? Yeah, I’m dealing with those in spades.

So back to the beginning. You’ve gone through the pregnancy, you’ve picked out names and nursery colors and oohed and aahed over all the cute baby clothes and imagined how wonderful it will be to be have your child in your arms, frolicking through the dew-touched woods with the other nymphs and sylphs as you embrace motherhood and nursing while just imagining how great a mom you’ll be and how you’ll never give your child sugar or a pacifier or jarred baby food and you’ll wash out every single cloth diaper (woven from the silken threads of magical tree elves who only use chlorine-free material recycled beneath the waxing light of a gibbous moon) with your bare hands and it will all be MAGICAL, truly MAGICAL.

No. No, it won’t be.

It will be scary. At least, that’s the first thing I experienced. And not because I was suddenly in charge of a squalling little ball of baby acne and screams that threatened to punch the nurses in the face when they tried to weigh her at the hospital. It’s also because after nine months of dealing with nausea, exhaustion (I’d say “fatigue”, but seriously, that word sounds so dainty and ladylike, and there is nothing ladylike about snoring loudly while drool collects on your chest and you’re still wearing the same clothes from two days ago because the thought of opening a drawer or turning on the faucet to take a shower is more than enough to make your muscles ache), contractions, midnight hunger, swelling, hot flashes and 5,000 other less-savory symptoms that I won’t take the trouble to name here, I then went through over fifteen hours of back labor, several hours of pushing, and all to bring my crying little pugilist into the world.

So… imagine having the flu, and then being beaten with a sack of rocks. And then someone hands you a baby. Yeah, that’s pretty much your first exposure to motherhood right there.

And so I foundered. And I cried. I also didn’t sleep, I didn’t eat, until at the end of the first week at home with my oldest daughter, I dropped her into my husband’s arms, locked myself in the bathroom, and refused to come out.

Because it wasn’t MAGICAL. I wasn’t dancing with wood-nymphs or weaving flowers into my hair or planning out organic, GMO-free menus for the months ahead when my child would begin eating food. I bawled, and ate my own meals like someone who had been born without taste buds, and all while rambling around the house in the same pajamas I’d worn for a week, smelling like sour milk and I-don’t-want-to-know-what-else.

But that isn’t all there is to being a mom. That’s only one, tiny, infinitesimal little portion of it. Because having started at the bottom, feeling completely raw, completely overwhelmed by how difficult everything was, then every achievement, every day that ended with some measure of my sanity still intact became the most glorious of victories. Another week passed by. And then six weeks. And then I was counting in months. My daughter was still alive. I could kill any plant I’d ever touched. Pets just seemed like so much work. But a child… a human child… I was able to not only keep it alive, but it thrived. So then, when I was graced with that first smile, that first laugh, that first moment when she locked eyes with mine and I knew – I KNEW that she recognized me and was glad to see me… Well, that’s when I started to feel a bit more like a “Mom” and a little less like “Random Person In Charge of Pooping, Puking Infant.”

So… being a mom. That’s just a little bit of what it’s like, or at least what it’s been like for me. And that really only touches on the first few months. That’s not even covering first words, and baby-proofing, and potty-training, and lots of other things that may or may not need to be hyphenated. My oldest daughter will be five years old in September. My second will be 3 1/2. My third, a boy, just turned one. And no doubt at some point in the future, we’ll introduce another little one into the fold. And I’m sure that I’ll be just as tired, just as frustrated, and just as smelly all over again.

But with a good bit of that GREATEST LOVE mixed in with everything, too. I definitely can’t forget that.

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